Today's Session: Existential Crises
Notes: "I'm not really sure, doc. Is this a crisis or is it just a Tuesday?"
Yesterday's Progress: None whatsoever
"I've been having trouble sleeping. I think I might be a vampire." (Note: Not actually a vampire)
Goals: Be less of an existential disaster
Strategy: "Just pretend I'm a functioning member of society for a little while longer."
Next Steps: Buy more cat food
"I'm pretty sure the cats are the only ones keeping me from losing my mind."